1.) You get home for dinner, what do you prefer to eat?
a) A bag of snacks
b) Bread with cheese
c) Raw meat of a polar bear
2.) Someone calls your sister "reindeerface", how do you react?
a) You agree
b) You punch him
c) You kill him
3.) Your wife walks around in your pants. Do you:
a) follow her lead and wear one of her dresses?
b) demand for her to give you your pants back?
c) divorce her
4.) How do you like to bathe?
a) in a hot foam bath
b) a cold shower
c) let the dirt run off your body while in a sauna, then go for a roll in the snow afterwards
5.) What is your favorite hobby?
a) reading books
b) listening to great stories, tales of viking battles and adventures
c) fighting and wrestling until you are exhausted
6.) You are invited to a wedding, how long do you enjoy the party afterwards?
a) one hour
b) one day
c) a month
7.) You go to a party and drink some ale. When do you think you've drank too much?
a) midnight
b) when you are drunk
c) when you pass out
8.) What is the best thing about horses?
a) to ride off into nature
b) horse races/racing
c) training the horses to battle each other to the death
9.) What would you wear to battle?
a) a suit of armour and a bullet proof vest
b) a suit of armour and a helmet
c) nothing but a small piece of leather that would inspire you with the strength of the animal
10.) What would you use as an alternative to toilet paper?
a) yesterday's newspaper
b) moss
c) nothing
Total your answers, giving yourself 1 point for each "a", 2 points for each "b", and 3 points for each "c".
25-30 points = You are a Saga Viking!
20-24 points = Never fear, there is a bench in Valhalla with your name on it!
15-19 points = You might make an Ok Viking.
10-14 points = Perhaps the Viking life is not for you.
1 - 9 points = Viking, Hel! You'd better pick up a rapier, wear lace, and drench yourself in French perfume!
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